People are fucking weird, man

Like I said, fucking weird.

Here's a teaser:

We began, as my husband promised, last Saturday evening. That first maintenance session was terrible for me... more like a punishment spanking than maintenance. He used a wooden spoon and had me bend across his knee in that "original" OTK position that Noone describes on the CDD blog and proceeded to spank the daylights out of my bottom. I, of course, was a mess even before it began, knowing it was going to be more severe than usual, so I was shaking all over and pretty much trying to convince him we should wait until another night. Before it was all over, I was bawling like a baby.